Clever and funny lyrics. I especially like this stanza:
"Through the garden gate I go, I’m seeing two front doors,
Two keys, two locks, two houses – I’m crawling on all fours.
On the step she’s standing , she’s not looking too amused,
I really can’t be blaming her, I should never get so boozed" laugh

That must be you playing the chimes/bells?

Synths sound real. It must take time to program the voices.