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Well I hate to toot my own horn
Not that horn dumbass!!!
No I'm talkin bout the award show last night,
I won world's bigglyest Blewgrass Musician!!!!!
Yeah, I tipped the scales, at a little over 650 pounds,
And the song they was a playing,
while I was being carried up to the stage,
no Disrespect to yall fork lift drivers,
but butterin up my feet, didn't buhxactlly help!
When a man loves it buttered,
smeared on everthang,
or just a biskit, with some jam.
Tater Tots, with some cheese
swimming lazy in butter
only way to a man.
When a man wants possum,
change his mind fer nothing else.
Put a stick of butter in the pan.
Near anythang will be,
pert near perfect.
Even coming from a can.
When a man loves it buttered,
keep 10 pounds of it near.
And try to hide all what choo got,
Cuz after all he'll find it there.
When a man loves it buttered,
ain't nothing else will do.
Serve margarine ya better leave,
He'll try to find it
tear the whole fridge apart.
I know it's hard to believe.
When a man loves it buttered,
even on cold pizza crust. mmmm mmm butter
Even I did that way back when.
If he's feelin kinda pewknee
smear it on a taco quick
Give it to him with a grin.
When a man loves it buttered,
better keep it in stocked.
And try to hide them butter cookies,
or keep them cabuhnits a locked.
When a man loves it buttered,
try to keep it off the hog.
He might just eat it yes mam.
When a man done smells it,
better pull your fingers back.
if you lose them all don't blame the man.
Last edited by Andrew - PG Music; 09/02/20 09:26 AM.
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Another cool tune Tommy. Super creative lyrics.
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Thanks Scott, every time I hear a song or see a title to one, it just pours out of me.
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Very creative. Love the live sound you've created. And I do love my butter!
Alan (and Di)
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Real Mens Love Butter! Real Womens will recognize this and use it to their advantage! USE US UP WOMEN!!!!! Thanks Alan and Di! Is Di short for TaDiefor? I done hearded that name befores! lol Hope Yall have a Great Week, I am! Woke up today and started writin 2 songs at the same time. 
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My roommate loves cooking with butter. The more the better, she always says. Great song, and funny as always!
Cheers,
Ember
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Must be an Awesome Room-ate! Thanks Ember! Started writing a new one this morning, had it almost ready, stopped for coffee, saw a commercial about a Truck Stop, got excited, wrote another, and about to finish it up now. BIAB is the new Musical Crack! I'm always amazed at everything it can do! Even MIDI editing has exciting things I have never discovered before! Thanks PG!
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Tommy, you certainly have this genre down to a science!
Another toe tapping ROTFLMAO winner!
I want my last spoken words to be "I hid a million dollars under the........................"
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Thanks Mario!!! I'm thinking obsession....... YEP!!!! 
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You are a true character my friend!!! I love your stream of parodies! Take care. Greg
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Thanks Greg! I might be stuck in a Stupidity Loop! lol Hope You Have a Great Day!
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Heh! Cant believe its not butter. Funny stuff Just trying to butter you up. Rob
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Thanks Rob! Butter Received! lol
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Real Mens Love Butter! Real Womens will recognize this and use it to their advantage! USE US UP WOMEN!!!!! Thanks Alan and Di! Is Di short for TaDiefor? I done hearded that name befores! lol Hope Yall have a Great Week, I am! Woke up today and started writin 2 songs at the same time. Actually, it's short for Diana ... but she is, indeed, ToDieFor!
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That is SO Awesome, love is the only thang I ain't got some of! I hope you and Di have a wonderful day. Crazy day yesterday, I started 5 songs at the same time. Had an idea from TV, and then every coffee break had another.
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You're on a roll, Tommy! Keep em coming!! Funny as always - thanks so much for sharing
Cheers,
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Thanks Deryk! There is another one that is already on the 2nd page you missed. Fixin to upload anutherun rat now!
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I was lookin' fer a good possum recipe...
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You teach me sangin and a rightin and it's Yours!
Tanks Floyd! The secret ingreedeunt is BUTTER!!!!! lol
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