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Bed 9 #351380 05/26/16 03:41 AM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales gibson OP Veteran
OP gibson Veteran Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales	I've been in hospital recently and this is my thank you to all the nurses, the cleaner and the lad with the food!! Oh yeh and the Doctor Years back when a Dental student I used to co-write the Xmas reviews at college so I thought I would write one in that style! The stay wasn't such fun but the guy in the next bed and I had some laughs in the days before we were discharged. We were the least ill, thankfully. To everybody in Anglesey Ward, Morriston Hospital, Swansea, South Wales. They all did a wonderful job, thanks!! I never want to see that flipping place again Bed 9 well she said this wont hurt its only a scratch as she showed me the biggest needle I'd ever seen then she stuck it in my bum pushed the plunger with her thumb and I let out one almighty piercing scream she said c'mon don't be a baby as i cried out now look here dahling you ain't the kind of nurse living in my dreams they are sweet and nice not a devil with a device and your only intention is to make me scream she laughed till she cried tears running from her eyes as she tried to regain control of her breath then the guy in the next bed made me laugh with what he said and she said watch smarty pants you're next life can be a tonic when you're stuck away from home lying there with all those other guys you're in ward E bed 9 why is there always one guy that sleeps through the day and shouts and screams when you're trying to sleep and there's that lucky so and so who gets a bed bath every day and there's me over here thinking OI! wot about me oh no here come the visitors all with a bunch of grapes which they eat cos they cant think of a thing to say that old nosey neighbour your mates to have a laugh and your missus checking the insurance's is up to date life can be a tonic when you're stuck away from home lying there with all those other guys life can be a tonic with good nurses by your side you're in ward E bed 9 you're in ward E bed 9 RealTracks in song: 2351:Bass, Acoustic, RockabillyRockNRoll Ev 165 RealTracks in song: 2264:Piano, Acoustic, Rhythm 80sBubblegumPop Ev 140 RealTracks in style: 525:Guitar, Acoustic, Strumming Ev 190 RealTracks in style: 523:Guitar, Acoustic, Fingerpicking Ev 190 RealTracks in song: 900:Guitar, Acoustic, Strumming FolkRockWaltz Ev 150 RealTracks in song: 1199:Guitar, Acoustic, Rhythm GypsyJazzFastJohn Sw 250 RealDrums in Song: JazzBebopDannyBrushes: a: Brushes, HiHatb: Brushes, Open HiHat enjoy Alyn My showcase songs My story

Re: Bed 9 gibson #351385 05/26/16 04:45 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,888 Karlsruhe, Germany boehm Veteran
boehm Veteran Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,888 Karlsruhe, Germany	Hi Alyn, so much fun! You are an acute observer and make such a nasty place enjoyable. I hope everything is fine with you again. I enjoyed my listen. Guenter http://www.21d.de/ Latest Song: What You Desire

Re: Bed 9 gibson #351394 05/26/16 06:01 AM User Showcase
Joined: May 2014 Posts: 4,052 The Netherlands RnAM Veteran
RnAM Veteran Joined: May 2014 Posts: 4,052 The Netherlands	Hi Alyn. Good to have you back. A Fun song! Although not a pleasant stay, we do hope that you're better now. Now it's time for you to create some more of those cool songs! We are Rob Meulman and Anne-Marie Bovenkamp from The Netherlands. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1gsdNLE7_Gy8qavoOplQow/videos http://rnam.net/

Re: Bed 9 gibson #351395 05/26/16 06:26 AM User Showcase
Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 8,075 Winston-Salem, NC Pat Marr Veteran
Pat Marr Veteran Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 8,075 Winston-Salem, NC	Alyn! So glad to have you back! I love your dark humour.. and as Guenter said, it's cool that you were able to turn a bad situation into a springboard for creativity! This is fun on so many levels, it's hard to know where to start! I like the uptempo beat and the clever lyrics... I'm sure the nurses and other at the hospital will get a real laugh out of this! I can imagine that this episode must have knocked the blocks out from under you, and you might not have felt like making music for a while... but I'm glad you got it back! Your songs bring something unique to the forum, and I always look forward to hearing your stuff! https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ey71h8ep047758h/AAC12jNM0Hz9Q8zsh5iDeqNHa?dl=0

Re: Bed 9 gibson #351397 05/26/16 06:59 AM User Showcase
Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 5,139 Florida 90 dB Veteran
90 dB Veteran Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 5,139 Florida	Good stuff Alyn. Finding humor (humour ) in a hospital stay is fantastic. Get better soon. Regards, Bob Dyslectics Untie! https://90dbband.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/90-db https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm_3mpivKYV7T7XFJmXL-GA

Re: Bed 9 gibson #351420 05/26/16 10:17 AM User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 7,043 Davis, CA G Greg Johnson Veteran
Greg Johnson Veteran G Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 7,043 Davis, CA	Welcome back Alyn!!! You were certainly missed!! I've thought about sending you a PM a few times but been distracted by my ridiculously crazy life. Nobody else has your brand of humor, and it's one of my favorite brands. This song is a kick! It has "Gibson" written all over it-funny, clever, and, as Pat said, a bit dark. Hope you're feeling well. Keep 'em coming!! Take care. Greg

Re: Bed 9 gibson #351428 05/26/16 11:29 AM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 12,438 Florida floyd jane Veteran
floyd jane Veteran Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 12,438 Florida	Alyn!!! No one documents their life in song better than you do. And it is always a joy to go along for the ride... Sometimes painful, sometimes embarrassing, often hilarious, always with a twinkle in the eye... Totally enjoyable. So glad to see you back (for however long we are allowed..) Hope you are well. floyd 150+ Songs produced using BIAB RealTracks And 50 more... and some more...

Re: Bed 9 gibson #351447 05/26/16 01:07 PM User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 5,644 Sydney Australia PeterF Veteran
PeterF Veteran Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 5,644 Sydney Australia	Alyn As the others have said hope you are well. Enjoyed the song dark but fun.

Re: Bed 9 gibson #351449 05/26/16 01:09 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 8,333 North Carolina David Snyder Veteran
David Snyder Veteran Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 8,333 North Carolina	I really enjoyed this!! David Snyder Songwriter/Renaissance Man Studio + Fingers https://davidsnydersongs.com/ https://spoti.fi/359Gigs www.davidsnydermusic.com/ www.reverbnation.com/davidpsnyder www.soundcloud.com/davidsnyderchannel https://www.songtradr.com/user/profile/david.snyder

Re: Bed 9 gibson #351561 05/27/16 07:46 AM User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2011 Posts: 3,347 York, England ROG Veteran
ROG Veteran Joined: Dec 2011 Posts: 3,347 York, England	Hi Alyn. Good to have you back! You've been greatly missed - the forum needs you to make us laugh at ourselves. "here come the visitors all with a bunch of grapes which they eat cos they can't think of a thing to say" Absolutely. I've done the visiting and been in just that position. Hope you stay well and keep posting. Cheers, ROG. Free online guitar lessons. Cours de guitare gratuit en ligne.

Re: Bed 9 gibson #351614 05/27/16 01:14 PM User Showcase
Joined: Nov 2012 Posts: 2,360 Middletown, PA. 44kfl Veteran
44kfl Veteran Joined: Nov 2012 Posts: 2,360 Middletown, PA.	What a romp! That ran over me like a truck, it was so so good and then it was gone. Enjoyed. Kenny

Re: Bed 9 gibson #351617 05/27/16 01:35 PM User Showcase
Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 19,831 Australia Noel96 Veteran
Noel96 Veteran Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 19,831 Australia	Alyn!!!!! It's really, really excellent to see you back in the forum I've missed your songwriting wit and humour a lot. No-one around here creates music like you do. I loved the journey of this song. And what a great hook! I don't know of any other song that has a hospital bed for a title. You have a amazing ability to caricature life in such an astounding way that it's simultaneously funny and poignant. That's quite a feat of accomplishment. Sending lots of good thoughts your way! Noel MY SONGS... Audiophile BIAB 2025 audios on Soundcloud

Re: Bed 9 gibson #351618 05/27/16 01:49 PM User Showcase
Joined: May 2010 Posts: 1,719 New Zealand RichMac Expert
RichMac Expert Joined: May 2010 Posts: 1,719 New Zealand	Hi Alyn. Wondered where you were. Very Gibson song and much fun. True the bit about the grapes. Best wishes and. Cheers. https://soundcloud.com/tuigorge

Re: Bed 9 gibson #351634 05/27/16 02:46 PM User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2011 Posts: 15,394 GA USA Janice & Bud Veteran
Janice & Bud Veteran Joined: Dec 2011 Posts: 15,394 GA USA	As Bob said "...Finding humor in a hospital stay is fantastic." And as floyd said "No one documents their life in song better than you do. And it is always a joy to go along for the ride..." Win, lose or draw you are willing to write about it and in a way that never fails to entertain. Never over-wrought or maudlin yet beneath the humor there always seems to be a lot of depth to the lyrics. Glad to see you back, enjoyed the tune, and trust you are on the mend. J&B Our albums and singles are on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, YouTube Music, Pandora and more. If interested search on Janice Merritt. Thanks! Our Videos are here on our website.

Re: Bed 9 boehm #351635 05/27/16 02:50 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales gibson OP Veteran
OP gibson Veteran Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales	Originally Posted By: boehm Hi Alyn, so much fun! You are an acute observer and make such a nasty place enjoyable. I hope everything is fine with you again. I enjoyed my listen. Guenter Only wish it as such fun in real life! Yeh getting there slowly glad you enjoyed Alyn My showcase songs My story

Re: Bed 9 RnAM #351636 05/27/16 02:53 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales gibson OP Veteran
OP gibson Veteran Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales	Originally Posted By: RnAM Hi Alyn. Good to have you back. A Fun song! Although not a pleasant stay, we do hope that you're better now. Now it's time for you to create some more of those cool songs! Thank you Rob and Anne Marie, I am getting there but it is slow. My joie de vivre is slowly returning and hopefully my love of music will get back to normal!! Thanks for your concerns, I did appreciate them a lot. Alyn My showcase songs My story

Re: Bed 9 Pat Marr #351638 05/27/16 02:57 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales gibson OP Veteran
OP gibson Veteran Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales	Originally Posted By: Pat Marr Alyn! So glad to have you back! I love your dark humour.. and as Guenter said, it's cool that you were able to turn a bad situation into a springboard for creativity! This is fun on so many levels, it's hard to know where to start! I like the uptempo beat and the clever lyrics... I'm sure the nurses and other at the hospital will get a real laugh out of this! I can imagine that this episode must have knocked the blocks out from under you, and you might not have felt like making music for a while... but I'm glad you got it back! Your songs bring something unique to the forum, and I always look forward to hearing your stuff! Thanks Pat, Gotta thank you for the inspiration for this ditty!! The nurses have the thank-you card plus song, haven't heard if they like it yet. I hope they do as they all worked hard keeping us all medicated and clean!! They are the unsung heroes of medicine. Glad you enjoyed it Alyn My showcase songs My story

Re: Bed 9 90 dB #351639 05/27/16 03:01 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales gibson OP Veteran
OP gibson Veteran Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales	Originally Posted By: 90 dB Good stuff Alyn. Finding humor (humour ) in a hospital stay is fantastic. Get better soon. Regards, Bob Thank you for spelling humour correctly The actual stay wasn't funny at all as I was in a 6 bed ward and 4 of the guys were ILL to the nth degree. glad you enjoyed the song and yeh slowly getting back to normal Alyn My showcase songs My story

Re: Bed 9 Greg Johnson #351640 05/27/16 03:04 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales gibson OP Veteran
OP gibson Veteran Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales	Originally Posted By: Greg Johnson Welcome back Alyn!!! You were certainly missed!! I've thought about sending you a PM a few times but been distracted by my ridiculously crazy life. Nobody else has your brand of humor, and it's one of my favorite brands. This song is a kick! It has "Gibson" written all over it-funny, clever, and, as Pat said, a bit dark. Hope you're feeling well. Keep 'em coming!! Take care. Greg Thanks for the welome back!! I come from a medical family, only the cat didn't have some qualification, so I learnt from an early age that laughter is the best medicine. My thoughts go out to you and your family Thanks for listening Alyn My showcase songs My story

Re: Bed 9 floyd jane #351641 05/27/16 03:11 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales gibson OP Veteran
OP gibson Veteran Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,079 wales	Originally Posted By: floyd jane Alyn!!! No one documents their life in song better than you do. And it is always a joy to go along for the ride... Sometimes painful, sometimes embarrassing, often hilarious, always with a twinkle in the eye... Totally enjoyable. So glad to see you back (for however long we are allowed..) Hope you are well. floyd My life is a roller coaster ride and from an early age I wrote poems, that became songs, detailing the events I wished to remember. My love of music is slowly returning after nearly 50 years of RAWK!! John Miles said it perfectly!! Yeh getting there thankfully Alyn My showcase songs My story

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