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#421718 07/14/17 05:24 PM
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Canadian Bacon!!!!! crazy
OK I'm Oh-Fishully Insane! But ya gotta love Canada and all it's accomplisheded scents the election in the down underded of America!

I only gots two words to say right now
And that's Russian And a Putin
Had me some mexican vittles fer lunch,
and they is workin their magic as I speak
Yeah I was a Russian to bathroom
and a Putin with every step along the way.
That's why this here song is about Canada.
and their emints wealth of all things tasty….
Just let me singit to ya

Duh

American Bacon 80 purcent fat
Canadian Bacon got none of that
Ain't a swimmin in the pan
Canada claims it killed a man.
coulda been a fryin pan,
jury's out on that my friend.
Now Bacon, git inside me,
Canadian Bacon, the bacon for me!

Mmmmmmman oh man now that's bacon!

Canadian Bacon ain't killded me
Canadian Bacon hard to believe
Ya gotta try this yes indeed,
polish car's so sparklee clean
clean a mirror no one's seen,
part of what makes it so keen
So Whoa Man, it's uhxactlly clear.
Canadian Bacon, glad they gots it here!

Mmmmmmman oh man that's bacon!

As a registurd fat man I approve this message (Bacon's Comin Baby)
And any other message that contains bacon (Bacon's Comin Now)
or any other bacon products from Canada. (Bacon's Comin Baby)
(Bacon's Comin Now)
Canadian Bacon beats Amercian
Canadian Bacon make ya liberal man
Cain't talk of politicis-shan,
too busy eatin, bacon man
When Vegans come,,,. and shout no,
Dunk it in your morning Joe
So Bacon hunker down on me,
Canadian Bacon don'tcha never leave
(Bacon's Comin Baby)
(Bacon's Comin Now)
(Bacon's Comin Baby)
(Bacon's Comin Now)
They gots stuff we-uns never see down South
in the We Making Stuff Grate Uh-ginn States
So I wanna ask Canada, please send us,
your used Polyticians, ours is all useded up.
We's feedinum to the hogs as we speak
And them thar Hogs ain't a likin it one-single bit!
Thanks in Advance
for the afore mentioned Polyticians!
Hey Isa you know this song was over
about a minute ago don'tchee?,,,
Don't go Jimi Hendrix on me now!
You Hippies are all the same,
takin your banjos out in the street like that
Next thang you know,
you'll have an accordion out there, askin for change.

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Hahaha! I feel sorry for anyone who hasn't had the chance to try Canadian bacon - it's seriously so delicious!

Thanks for the tune, Tommy! As always, had me laughing in my chair!


Cheers,
Deryk
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Yummy!

Still amazes me you do that using the banjo.

I'll have mine on eggs benedict...

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UHXACTLY!!!! CANADIAN BACON IS THE BOMB!!!!! Thanks Deryk!

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Whattaya mean? I use a keyboard to type out songs! lol I wanna confess my un-dying love for BACON and PG MUSIC! I'm writing one now called "Covfefe" to John Lennon's Cold Turkey right now! Lookie Out Banjo Lovers as I murder another perfectly good song!!!! crazy

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A funny stuff indeed. Had me laughing all thru out. What style did you use to put this together?

Mike B.


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Thanks Mike!
It was driving bluegrass, and I added modern banjo to the solo track in BIAB.

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Very cool Tommy Love the Guess Who themed song. Hilarious


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My hog jowles quivered with delight over that meaty contribution.
Very funny.
Rob

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Hi, Tommy !:))

So hilarious indeed !
Why don´t you export
that super bacon over
here to Finland ?


Cheers
Dani

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Thanks Scott It was a lotta fun to sing-ish!

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LOL!!!!!! Thanks Rob! Your comment sounds like a great lyric!

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WHAT!!! Finland doesn't have Canadian Bacon? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OH THE YOOGE-MANATEE!!!!! lol Thanks Dani!!!!

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