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I have a Homepod and a dog. I talk to them both a lot, so sometimes I mix up the names, and either wind up with my dog staring at me because she can't turn the lights on or Siri telling me no she doesn't want any suppie thank you. Life in the Speech Recognition Century is different.
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Haha!! Outstanding, Mario!! Man, what other "dumb lyrics" do you have in that musical head of yours. Seems even your farts sound like hand-claps. Not just a musical mind, but a percussionist's behind.
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Hahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Bloody clever and funny.
I don't think I have seen any lyrics or vocal from you before. This was good.
I think you have invented a new gadget. Instead of the "Clapper," you have created the "Flatulater."
thanks for the hearty laugh! Thanx for listening. I don't sing much so that is probably why you haven't heard me before. "Flatulater." Good one!
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I have a Homepod and a dog. I talk to them both a lot, so sometimes I mix up the names, and either wind up with my dog staring at me because she can't turn the lights on or Siri telling me no she doesn't want any suppie thank you. Life in the Speech Recognition Century is different. Mark that was hilarious. You ought to write a song about that.
I just posted a selfie and all of the responses were get well soon!
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Haha!! Outstanding, Mario!! Man, what other "dumb lyrics" do you have in that musical head of yours. Seems even your farts sound like hand-claps. Not just a musical mind, but a percussionist's behind. Are you saying that I made an @ss of myself?  Thanx for listening and commenting. And yes my mind is a half a bubble off center so you may hear more of my "dumb lyrics" at a later date.
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Hi MarioD,
I had a lot of fun listening to your song and laughed a lot. The lyrics are excellent. I appreciated your touch of humor which makes us feel good.
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mario.
i'll second what ezekiel said.
you missed your calling imho as a comic.
really liked that change.
i like wacky songs like this.
best
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Mario , you have earnt that elusive jewel in the crown for this modern day classic novelty song ! Bravo.
cheers
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Fun song. Very cleaver and well written. Nice tempo and style change. Good one.
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This was really funny and clever  Good MIDI arrangement and your vocals really fit the mood. Really like the style change from blues to hillbilly country, like a glitch in a modern gadget. Experienced one today when my cooker hood decided to blink all its lights and keep terrible noise. I didn't know how to make it silent and I just pushed every button many times and finally it stopped. Janne
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Got me to laughing, Mario.
Hey, one of my class mates in middle school could squeeze his palms together in such a way to produce a pretty good imitation. Naturally, we never tired of it, especially those long, drawn out ones where timing was everything. Hmmm, my 60th HS is '22.
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Hey, one of my class mates in middle school could squeeze his palms together in such a way to produce a pretty good imitation. Naturally, we never tired of it, especially those long, drawn out ones where timing was everything. In 6th grade we all tried to master the "Constipated Apes" song with its flatulent climax, both palms to mouth. I wonder if that's ever been recorded? I know the J. Geils Band did "I See Your Heinie" on one album...
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Hi MarioD,
I had a lot of fun listening to your song and laughed a lot. The lyrics are excellent. I appreciated your touch of humor which makes us feel good.
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Derochette
alias JaniJackFlash I am so glad that you liked this little ditty. I do like comedy songs.
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mario.
i'll second what ezekiel said.
you missed your calling imho as a comic.
really liked that change.
i like wacky songs like this.
best
om I was the class clown in high school and I still love to kid around. I'm glad you like this song.
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Mario , you have earnt that elusive jewel in the crown for this modern day classic novelty song ! Bravo.
cheers
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Thanx so much Gary.
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Fun song. Very cleaver and well written. Nice tempo and style change. Good one. I'm glad you like this and thanx for listening and commenting.
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This was really funny and clever Good MIDI arrangement and your vocals really fit the mood. Really like the style change from blues to hillbilly country, like a glitch in a modern gadget. Experienced one today when my cooker hood decided to blink all its lights and keep terrible noise. I didn't know how to make it silent and I just pushed every button many times and finally it stopped. Janne Thanx so much for listening and commenting. I'm glad that you like this song. Aren't these new electronic gadgets wonderful................not!
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Got me to laughing, Mario.
Hey, one of my class mates in middle school could squeeze his palms together in such a way to produce a pretty good imitation. Naturally, we never tired of it, especially those long, drawn out ones where timing was everything. Hmmm, my 60th HS is '22. Thanx for comment Ed. PS - just buy a fart machine: https://www.amazon.com/Novelty-Squeeze-Pooter-Machine-Farting/dp/B099PF1MT6/ref=sr_1_6?dchild=1&keywords=farting+machine&qid=1629761400&sr=8-6and save your hands! My 60th class reunion is in 24!
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