The third of my 'scary songs', Jake The Psychopath

Jake the psychopath says
Keep your hands on your heads
Cos Jake the psychopath knows
Whatever he says goes
Jake the psychopath says
You better say your last prayers
Cos Jake the psychopath knows
All his friends and his foes

Never laugh at your own jokes,
never murder your own folks
Mary Mary killed a canary
Way down in a mine shaft
Slugs & snails & carbine trails
Axes, Knives cut puppy dogs' tails
Life goes easily off the rails
That's what Jake the psychopath says

Never jump in a fair queue
always sleep on a missed clue
Never jack up your own Jack [[[Never take up your own cue]]]
Kojak, Kojak, Kojak
Starling, Starling
you're my darling
Bergerac, Bergerac don't wear an old mac
Wild Bill finds clues everywhere
That's what Jake the psychopath says


Blood on my hands & I don't care
Civilians simply stop & stare
Killer, thriller off the wall
Are the King's horses for a fall?
All the King's horses
All the Kings women
March back round to the beginning
Never laugh at your own jokes, never murder your own folks
That's what Jake the psychopath says



Edited by Killer (10/31/21 01:56 PM)