This is a parody country song with a fat-bottomed girl in a Conway Twitty T-shirt.
Instruments BIAB. _UPNOVER.STY
https://soundcloud.com/user-76836945-522642460/square-dance?si=bf8a8c3622564e588f7f9a0b7c61e438&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing It was another hot Saturday night
the yellow moon was shining just right
for our weekly square dance and slug fest
I was dancing with a pretty girl
And got too frisky during her twirl
not mindful of her lurking boyfriend
He planned to make her his wife
and cut me with a switchblade knife
I'm not sure I’ll be seeing her again
Bandage on my arm I returned to dance
with a roll of quarters in my pants
At least that’s what I said when asked
Promenaded left as the caller said
Dancing with a partner who was too well-fed
Saw my buddies laughing at my plight
Allamande left then right and left grand
That was the point when I dropped her hand
And begged off claiming recent loss of blood
I returned so I could do-si-do
A fat-bottomed girl said she was good to go
She was wearing a Conway Twitty t-shirt
I squared up and did a quick sashay
Found an excuse so I could get away
But I was blocked by her big legged girlfriend
The caller yelled out “Now box the gnat”
I told the girls I need to grab my hat
And made a dash for the nearest doorway
Sitting in the parking lot with a luke-warm beer
Wondering what the hell I’m doing here
Realizing small towns are all much the same
Found the bullies ride, a brand new Jeep
I relieved myself on the driver’s seat
Without his knife he wouldn’t have much to say
His girlfriend came out for a smoke
We went around back and I gave her a poke
I really hope she enjoys her wedding day
Nothing to do so do what you can
And hope to make it to become a man
Flirting with danger is no easy way to go
Life can be hard and is often slow
And to get along you gotta go with the flow
Swimming against the tide only gets you beat down
Buck the status quo to pass the time
Hang out with friends who have the same mind
Southern man can keep his head after all.