Playing like Elton - well I never claim to be a pianist, so I can live with that.

I'd have preferred it if the comparison had been with Bruce Hornsby, but I guess that's just The Way It Is. (Ha! See what I did there.)

Good advice about the wardrobes, rharv, but let's not forget such timeless classics as
"Yellow Brick Wardrobe" and "Candle In The Wardrobe."

Is it just me, or is this thread getting a trifle surreal?

ROG.