Billy Braddy on Steel Guitar

Chepass Weed

crazy

One of the worst thangs that kin happened to you is a
runnin outta weed, that and only being able to afford
Chepass Weed! Pressed so tight you don't dare clean it
without Safety Glasses! And 5 Chocolate bars!

I know that you can see, an ounce of weed ain't free!
So cheap is better than, none uhtall I'm sayin man.
So if you're gonna go, pick me up some bro.
Ain't got a lot of dough, dang sure could use some more.
But Only…….. Chepass Weed!

You'll cough your brains plumb out, but it will cure the gout.
You'll never find your key, it's in your hand dummy.
Hope you remember when, you're scoring more my friend.
Ain't got a lot of dough, dang sure could use some more.
But Only…….. Chepass Weed!

12 shades of red my eyes, they done got twice the size,
Mouth much dryer than, Sahara desert sand.
We gettin low on dip, so if you feelin it
Ain't got a lot of dough, dang sure could use some more.
But Only…….. Chepass Weed!

And if there's any doubt, marshmallow dip is out
pizza is gettin low, and if you wanna know.
Cheetoes left days ago, orange stain just won't go
Ain't got a lot of dough, dang sure could use some more.
But Only…….. Chepass Weed!

And since you're gettin weed, 4 packs we will need,
them orange J.O.B.'s, is good enough fer me.
And don'tchew never nag, Cain't afford all ZigZag,
Ain't got a lot of dough, dang sure could use some more.
But Only…….. Chepass Weed!