My wife jokingly said that I need to write a song about toilet paper and here it is! I hope you get a laugh or at least a smile out of it!!

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Ain’t Got None

Stuck in the house, had some shopping on my mind,
the cubboards were bare, I was getting way behind.
Everywhere I went I got the same old line,
just wait your turn, we are in a bind.

Chorus;

Well I went to Walmart, ain’t got none,
over to Kroger, ain’t got none.
Everywhere I went all over the town,
People were coming out a wearing a frown,
ain’t got none, ain’t got none.

Bridge:

I went for the toilet paper, ain’t got none,
paper towels same thing, ain’t got none.
No one has no sanitizer,
just forget the baby wipers.
This world has gone crazy, we’re on the run,
all I can say is, ain’t got none!!

Repeat Chorus: