Did we not have a quick topic here recently about that annoying droning sound of bagpipes, sounding like a jar full of bumble bees on helium?

Every time the Geico commercial runs where the couple says "We have a problem with a pipes making an awful noise" I laugh thinking about that thread.

So far they had a Ratt problem with Ratt rehearsing in the basement, then it was "ants" with those annoying nosey aunts telling them what to do. Then clogging with the Irish dancers living upstairs, then fencing where the neighbors were constantly fighting with epees. Now pipes.

I am trying to think of what pun is left for the next commercial. I'd say "shingles" but that disease is nothing to joke about. Maybe "There's a windows problem." showing a computer going crazy, but they'd have to pay Microsoft a lot of money... Maybe "We don't like the cabinets" and show clips of cabinet members, though the PC police will squash that because it's "insensitive".

You got any more?


I am using the new 1040XTRAEZ form this year. It has just 2 lines.

1. How much did you make in 2023?
2. Send it to us.