Four note form cords, both hands, pump it out, and wear a knee length flower dress and a pill box hat. A few chin whiskers might help. Horn rimmed glasses and no lipstick.

No 6ths, unless you were part of the late 60's revolution.

Just kidding (ducks).

My cousin who has a Phd in Organ performance from Syracruse I think, asked me once if I was a Baptist piano player, after hearing me play something. I looked at her funny and said I took 20 lessons in piano in my life, and the teacher was..

I'm way past that now, but......

John Conley
Musica est vita