Originally Posted By: Planobilly
Sorry, but I ate all the C-rations....lol


Well, they'd be like 50 years old now anyway, so....

In Vietnam I had a hotplate in my room. I would always trade guys who came off the road for a few days on the firebase for whatever Cs they had to spare. Beer was the best currency there. I would get a lot of the chicken casserole/stew and the spaghetti and meatballs. I would take the chicken casserole and add canned vegetables to it, make ramen noodles, and my roommate and I could dine in if we chose to. It is always said that the people you want to meet are the motor sergeant and the mess sergeant. I WAS the motor sergeant and the mess sergeant was one of my best pals over there. When he needed a Jeep, he got one. And if we were hanging out at night and got hungry, well, he had the keys...

I remember we had our choice of Schlitz or Hamm's beer. I HATED Hamm's. I had a small fridge in my room as well as one in my office at the shop. When a new guy rotated in the torch of responsibility was passed to him to keep the shop fridge stocked with beer (and NOTHING BUT beer). Guys would toss a buck here and a buck there into the beer fund and the new-boot knew where the money was. Guys would come in off the road to have something done to their jeep or truck and they had a nice cool room to hang out and have a beer in.

I wish I could tell you how many mufflers and exhaust pipes were patched with Schlitz cans. We didn't exactly have an Auto Zone nearby.... Just open both ends of the car, cut out what you needed, and weld it onto the muffler or tailpipe.

And one time we had an audit coming and we had a jeep we weren't supposed to have because some guy came in out of the field in the jeep and then grabbed a chopper back to his home base. The captain told me "And you need to lose that extra jeep." I asked him how to do that and he turned his back, started walking out and said "Just lose it." So I called the heavy equipment guys and told them I needed a couple of front end loaded earth movers. We drive it down to the shore of Danang Bay and I had the graders dig a long, slow trench, and when it got deep enough one of them pushed the jeep into the trench and then covered it up. If the cement stanchions from the guard tower right there are still there, I'd bet 100 bucks that I could still find that jeep by triangulating the math I used to bury it. Unless of course erosion from 48 years ago has already uncovered it, but is that happened, good luck with them calling me out on it. All I did was follow orders and make a jeep vanish! LOL!!