Dear Floyd,

Thank you so much for your kind comments but there's more.

A lot more.

I know that in your intelligence, because you have so much of it, and because you're such a great songwriter, and because you've been exposed to so many people, you were probably thinking to yourself, now who do I know that might fit that description besides David Snyder?? Let me see it's right on the tip of my tongue...Hmmmmmm.

Yet you had no reply.

And that is how I know that this song was entirely about me and couldn't possibly reflect any of the personality traits of anyone else that you may or may not know or have crossed paths with in your life.

And that, Floyd, is exactly the reason why I also know that you are a wise and well beloved country gentleman.