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Been thinking lately about what my final messages should say.

Anyone care to share what they plan to communicate on their stone or obituary?

Not interested in names or dates, just music on non-music related messages.

A search for "gravestone" came up just once in a post back in 2012 so apparently this is not a topic folks are dying to talk about wink


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None for me, I'll be tossed into an incinerator.




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I want either

I told you I was sick

or

I am a musician just decomposing


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Originally Posted By: MarioD
I am a musician just decomposing

The winner!!




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A decomposing muscian . . . nice.

I guess that means lots of hole notes smile


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For me there’s no better place in the band than to have one leg in the harmony world and the other in the percussive. Thank you Paul Tutmarc and Leo Fender.
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Originally Posted By: sslechta
None for me, I'll be tossed into an incinerator.


Howdy SS....and all others.

Same for me....cremation station with as little expense as possible.
I'll gladly return to simple carbon and stardust.

Back to it....

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I am going to college after my death...

Wright State University

...Deb

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One of the non-profits I helped when I was an active computer programmer gave me one I kind of like:

'He wrote a program for us. There were no problems and there were no questions.'


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Torn between getting creamated or donation of parts of me to search teams for dog training..... But my current plan is to live forever and that's going just fine so far.


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Add nothing that adds nothing to the music.
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Originally Posted By: Guitarhacker
Torn between getting cremated or donation of parts of me to search teams for dog training..... But my current plan is to live forever and that's going just fine so far.


You can do both, Herb. My succession is set up that any organs they deem to be useful can be harvested and then the remainder is to be cremated.

If I was going to be buried my only final request would be to be buried face down so the world can kiss my azz...

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There's been some funny ones here but only Matt seems to get where I'm going with this with his computer program message.

Everyone, especially songwriters have something to say.

Those that choose cremation, donation or research you do realize that you too can have a gravestone, an obit and a last word or two?



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For me there’s no better place in the band than to have one leg in the harmony world and the other in the percussive. Thank you Paul Tutmarc and Leo Fender.
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"I'm not here right now because all in all we're just dust in the wind."




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Originally Posted By: sslechta
"I'm not here right now because all in all we're just dust in the wind."

Echos of Kansas?

Here are a few I found, one I wrote.

“Each tool is laid aside worn with work done with pride”
“I pray that the union of these states may be eternal”
“In some new brain the sleeping dust will waken”
“Ever strong, self wrought, never weak, truth I sought”
“I did it my way”


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For me there’s no better place in the band than to have one leg in the harmony world and the other in the percussive. Thank you Paul Tutmarc and Leo Fender.
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A little off the subject, but towards his later years, Bob Hope's wife asked him where he would like to be laid to rest.

His response;
"Surprise me."


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I hope it'll be like my departure from my working life: a simple, quiet, end of year/term/day with no announcements, no party or gathering.
All of my instruments are going to a local high school anonymously.
I'm partial to organ donation etc. but that'll be up to my wife as spouses still have a final say even if I've filled in & submitted the forms.
She's "keen" to see me burn, though I'd rather casket free decomposing, vertical and unmarked.
Then again I might get religion or something and want a seeing off/welcome.


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Originally Posted By: eddie1261

If I was going to be buried my only final request would be to be buried face down so the world can kiss my azz...

This one gave me a chuckle.
You can still put that on a gravestone, but do you really mean the world; including PG Music?
I think they are a wonderful company . . .


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Originally Posted By: Bass Thumper
including PG Music?


Everybody who didn't come to Herbstock...

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"DOS Survivor"

BBQ for me. Would be nice if ashes could be stuffed in a firework (c) and do a short light show over the river.

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When I die, I would like a “burial” at sea.

Weigh me down, and drop me overboard so that my lifeless body can give life to the crabs, catfish, and others. I'll have no use for it anymore, it may as well be recycled as food for others.

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