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So, I was lying in bed with my wife the other night and I told her how much I loved all the ladies on my killer sales team, and how women totally kick you know what in the sales world. They're animals.

My wife said:

"Sounds like you have an army of Janes."

Take a wild guess what happened next.

ARMY OF JANES

David Snyder

https://soundcloud.com/david-snyder-gigs4/army-of-janes


V1

I don’t really like to hang out with men
Cause all they want to do is pretend
Mostly they just drive me insane
Cause all they wanna do is complain
I'm kinda getting sick of their games
I've said it before and I will say it again

CH

I love women!
Marys and Janes
Tabitha, Rose Lopez and Sue Chang
I love women, and I’m not ashamed
I got an army
I got an army
I got an army, oh yeah
I got an army of Janes

V2

I know I'm right, you have your own self to blame
Without the ladies you will always be lame
If you forget you have to stay in your lane
you know the women gonna put you to shame
You're never gonna be the King of the Hill
Cause you know that my ladies they are the real deal

CH

I love women!
Marys and Janes
Tabitha, Rose Lopez and Sue Chang
I love women, and I’m not ashamed
I got an army
I got an army
I got an army, oh yeah
I got an army of Janes

Bridge

And with my ladies
I’ll take over the world
Listen to me
I thank God he made girls!
Not ashamed, not ashamed, not ashamed, no no!

CH

I love women!
Marys and Janes
Like Tabitha, Rose Lopez and Sue Chang
I love women, and I’m not ashamed
I got an army
I got an army
I got an army, oh yeah
I got an army of Janes

All music and lyrics copyright 2024 by David Snyder, ASCAP/Day of Faith Records

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David,

AWESOME! Great song and one of your very best passionate vocals.

Love the band and the mix is great.

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A beautiful manifesto David. Because we often exist only in the eyes of others and that of women precisely.
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Love the treatment, David. Reminds me of something The Who may have done.
Interesting theme. Now I have to write a song called "I love women but not all of them".

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Hi David
That's a very special song ;-)
Especially the rhythm guitar is really good.
Reminds me somehow of an AC/DC song.
However, it would be even better with drums
But then the song wouldn't be so special anymore ;-)))
Well done David
Andi ;-)

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David, we have a lot in common. I love woman also!
A great theme for a song and you pulled if off perfectly.
I liked everything about this one.


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Hi David,

Fun song! Love the write. Love the rhythm guitar too, very Townshend like.

Nice!

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Yeah, women, girls, moms. Imagine the dreams Adam had before he gave up that rib. Bet it was something like this song for sure. Man, this is will have a prominant spot in my David Snyder Playlist. Keep talking to your wife; she has great ideas. Go figure... wives, right?


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Cool song ... I love Women also, but my wife doesn't appreciate that I do. hahah
Like the rock groove, and your vocals. NICE !!!


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The title caught my attention! Love that synth and your guitar. Yes, very Who sounding. Cool lyrics.

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Hi, David.

Ha! laugh

Cool Talking Heads vibe.

The lyrics sounds like first draft, all it done.

And that perfectly fits the attitude you bring to the song.

Fun listen. smile


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Hi david,

Yeah, lots of attitude! But, all of your music has that. But you make each one special in its own way.

Cool and different. But particularly good as only you can do. take a bow!

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Hey thanks Bob! Really appreciate that brother!!!

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David, cool concept and snappy execution. Love the Byrne-ish yelping vocals. You can really build a rhythmic wall of catchy sound. Superbly crafted all the way around. Stop making sense!


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'tude to the max!

Clever write (no surprise there) and well delivered with the Who vibe.
Cool BiaB session folks to accompany your fine instrumental performances.

We enjoyed it and, hey man, revel in that love!

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Cool album cover.
Cool guitar and percussion.
A passionate vocal. Good write.

Original.
Good stuff.

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Hi David.

Incredible!
Your ability to find songs and song lyrics just keeps on growing and growing.
Your imagination never stops amazing me.
This is outstanding... a fierce vocal, a fiery mix and first-class songwriting.
I loved it!

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Hey Laurent!

Thanks so much the kind words! I really appreciate it!!

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Loved it David. I got a Cars vibe on this one. Cool vocal and very creative lyric. Well done


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Great catch in capturing such a great catch phrase. You turned it into a great write, production and performance. Your vocals were spot on match for the song.

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