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With the permission of my canadian friends, i would add british columbia, eh?
Jeff Foxworthy is absolutely right on all counts!
On Fri, Oct 7, 2011 at 1:55 PM, Brad Lewis <BradL@xxxx.com> wrote:
THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT ‘LIVING IN OREGON’…
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in Oregon.
If you’ve worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Oregon.
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Oregon.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Oregon.
If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day, you live in Oregon.
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Oregon.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Oregon.
If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live in Oregon.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Oregon.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Oregon.
If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in Oregon.
If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in Oregon.
If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in Oregon.
If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the “Walk” signal, you live in Oregon.
If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in Oregon.
If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle’s Best, and Dutch Bros, you live in Oregon.
If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in Oregon.
If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Clatskanie, Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in Oregon.
If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Oregon.
If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling, you live in Oregon.
If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you live in Oregon.
If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in Oregon.
If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in Oregon.
If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in Oregon.
If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time, you live in Oregon.
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your OREGON friends, you live or have lived in Oregon.
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Don:
Never lived in OR, and never will, but spent two full weeks touring the west coast of Oregon in September past. Thoroughly enjoyable experience, particularly talking to the locals.
Reading your list, I smiled quite a few times; there are quite a few kernels of truth there.
Thanks for the chuckles.
Glenn
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glenn, washington and bc are noted for their rain, however, i lived there 40 years without ever owning a bumbershoot (umbrella to you furiners) and i perpetuated the rumo(u)r at every opportunity in an attempt to hold down the microsoft gold rush. y'know, those who drive with their horns and one finger extended. i'd always answer the phone: "good (time of day), yes, it's raining in seattle! please tell all of your friends."
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Well,
I had to smile at this, Don, because I live in Washington, and most of it is all very true.
Thanks for the smiles!
Gary
I'm blessed watching God do what He does best. I've had a few rough years, and I'm still not back to where I want to be, but I'm on the way and things are looking far better now than what they were!
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gary, remember, i lived 40 years in marysville, the strawberry capitol of the civilized world. visited poulsbo a few times. just discovered...my microsoft on-screen keyboard predicted "poulsbo" after just three letters! eat your heart out apple guys.
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Gary: We went through/by Poulsbo a couple weeks ago returning from the Oregon trip - sure looks like rain forest country to me.
Don: Our location close to the Olympic mountains of WA state keeps us drier than the west coast of the mainland or the north end of Vancouver Island - the rain shadow effect. Our average annual rainfall is about 1/2 that of Vancouver, and likely 1/3 that of Seattle. Plenty of cedar trees up island, but they're not native in Victoria.
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