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Here is one for all those baldies out there.
Its time to fight back. smile All comments welcome.

Comb Over

Comb over
I wake in the morning and see all the hair that Ive shed.
When I wake in the morning I can see different parts of my head.

I look in the mirror, whose that staring at me?
I look in the mirror its a shiny bald head that I see.

Its a comb over, its a comb over, its a com over for my hair.

My wife's been complaining I keep blocking up the sink.
Ive so self conscious a head like an ice skating ring.

When out in the sunshine my bald glistens like chrome.
With my sickly white complexion my heads like white driven snow
Its a comb over, its a comb over, its a com over for my hair

****** Song Summary *************
Title: Swampy Blues, with Shaker 16ths loop demo
File:Comb Over.SGU
Key=G , Tempo 125, Length (m:s)=2:18
4 bar intro, 64 bar chorus, from bar 5 to bar 68. Repeat x1 chorus
No Melody
No Soloist track.
Song is saved with Volume, Pan, Reverb, Chorus, Bank0,
Style is _BGSHAKR.STY (Bluegrass w Shaker(130 RS))
Style MIDI Instruments are : Acoustic Guitar (26),
RealTracks in style: ~427:Bass, Acoustic, Bluegrass Ev 130
RealTracks in style: ~426:Banjo, Bluegrass Ev 130 (Rhythm)
RealTracks in style: ~428:Fiddle, Rhythm Bluegrass Ev 130
RealTracks in style: ~432:Mandolin, Rhythm Bluegrass Ev 130*******************

Vocal harmonies and bridge my self.

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Another nice one! Kind of recognizable lyrics for me, sadly frown
If my hair loss progresses the way it did this last year, I won't do a comb over, but I'll be wearing a hat smile

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Im in the same boat my friend.
Thanks for listening.
Rob

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Oh my word, of all the things to write songs about!! grin


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Originally Posted By: Rob4580
I really liked this song so much that I had to share it with my wife. I have a friend that can sing this song with the best and live up to it. Nice job!
Sonny



Originally Posted By: Rob4580
Here is one for all those baldies out there.
Its time to fight back. smile All comments welcome.

Comb Over

Comb over
I wake in the morning and see all the hair that Ive shed.
When I wake in the morning I can see different parts of my head.

I look in the mirror, whose that staring at me?
I look in the mirror its a shiny bald head that I see.

Its a comb over, its a comb over, its a com over for my hair.

My wife's been complaining I keep blocking up the sink.
Ive so self conscious a head like an ice skating ring.

When out in the sunshine my bald glistens like chrome.
With my sickly white complexion my heads like white driven snow
Its a comb over, its a comb over, its a com over for my hair

****** Song Summary *************
Title: Swampy Blues, with Shaker 16ths loop demo
File:Comb Over.SGU
Key=G , Tempo 125, Length (m:s)=2:18
4 bar intro, 64 bar chorus, from bar 5 to bar 68. Repeat x1 chorus
No Melody
No Soloist track.
Song is saved with Volume, Pan, Reverb, Chorus, Bank0,
Style is _BGSHAKR.STY (Bluegrass w Shaker(130 RS))
Style MIDI Instruments are : Acoustic Guitar (26),
RealTracks in style: ~427:Bass, Acoustic, Bluegrass Ev 130
RealTracks in style: ~426:Banjo, Bluegrass Ev 130 (Rhythm)
RealTracks in style: ~428:Fiddle, Rhythm Bluegrass Ev 130
RealTracks in style: ~432:Mandolin, Rhythm Bluegrass Ev 130*******************

Vocal harmonies and bridge my self.

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Hahaha,

I am the only male member of my family for generations that has had hair past 30 YAY!!
But boy is it thinly spaced on my scalp LOL

great song as usual.
You have a finely tuned sense of humour, brilliant
A good laugh to start the day

you consistently turn out good songs, Rob

good fun

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Nice fun one - again


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As the others said a good fun song well sung - enjoyable.

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Originally Posted By: Icelander
Oh my word, of all the things to write songs about!! grin

Hello Icelander. Thanks for listening.
Rob

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Good one Bob! Enjoyed the humour and can relate to the lyrics.
Like the chords too. Cheers.

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Cute song. Nice, clear production across the board.

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Very clever and of course very well done.

Later,

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This is really a kick!! I guess we're all getting up there. Arrangement and melody were perfect for the comedic effect. Loved the photo on Soundcloud. Well done! Take care. Greg

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Laugh out loud funny and clever! You've
got these bluegrass productions down
Rob. Often folks just throw some BG
tracks together and call it bluegrass but
you have a genuine feel for it.

Killer BGV stuff going on here. Janice has
joined in with them as we listen.

Cool write, vocals and production!!

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Good one Bob! Enjoyed the humour and can relate to the lyrics.
Like the chords too. Cheers.


Hi Rich. many thanks for listening.
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Originally Posted By: c_fogle
Cute song. Nice, clear production across the board.

Charlie

Hello Charlie.
Loved your review on BB.
Thanks for your comments.
Rob

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Originally Posted By: Danny C.
Very clever and of course very well done.

Later,

many thanks Danny C.
Rob

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Hi Rob,
I really enjoyed this one !!

Nice groove and cute lyrics. Indeed an excellent choose of styles and instruments.

All the best,
Sergio.

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What kind of a sick mind thinks up something like this. Seriously very funny! Another fine bluegrass production. It's strange the way baldness can skip a generation. My father and my son shared the condition but it hasn't gotten to me yet. I really enjoyed this one. Tom

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