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This is a really interesting challenge - I've heard a couple already, but I'm excited to see what people come up with for this

#HOT 100 CHALLENGE
I found a tune in the Top 100 to write about.
I wrote a song to sound like the present #1 hit "Nice For What".
I just wrote the lyrics and if someone wants to put some music with it, feel free to help yourself. If you want to change the lyrics, go ahead.
I named it " Bring Them Cats Home"
WARNING: CONTAINS EXSPLISICK EARLICKS..
(spoken with male voice) "Heads up all you Texas motherf'n Texas nibbas"
(Female backup singers..repeat throughout entire song)
Baby I can't fish wit you
Ain't got no bait
Give me, forgive me
Fish wit out me today

Lead singer(Spoken) Hey you Texas shirt....turds on the beach

This is song is for ya'll to throw up to, ya know
(Rap the vocals from here)
Yo Hey Texas get your motherf'n jeans on
I know a place on the creek and it's tone bone
Went there last weeks and got some cats on
Some night crawler motherfers I hooked on
(Keep repeating female backup parts)
Baby I can't fish wit you
Ain't got no bait
Give me, forgive me
Fish wit out me today
This one nibba f'er was fishing my side
Motherfer kept tanglin' my line
I told that nibba get yor [*****] down the creek some
Get out my face so I can do some fishun'
Baby I can't fish wit you
Ain't got no bait
Give me, forgive me
Fish wit out me today
Get your line out, hit that f'in hole
Got to keep it tight, make it right
Bring that motherf'in cat home
That's right nibba, bring them cat's home
Baby I can't fish wit you
Ain't got no bait
Give me, forgive me
Fish wit out me today

Baby I can't fish wit you
Ain't got no bait
Give me, forgive me
Fish wit out me today
That's a big one that your catchin'
On a cane pole, quit your [*****]'
Down on da river, fishin' wit my nibba
Got a cane pole, fishin' wit my nibba
You got it nibba brang em on in
Hang 'em all up and pull of some skin

This song is for ya'll to throw up to
Hey Tex get your motherf'in jeans on
I know a place on a creek and it's tone bone
Went last week got some cats on
Some night crawler motherfers I hooked on

Let's catch 'em catch 'em on a pole
Get up nibba, get f'in jeans on
Come on nibba, put down that cell phone
Get some bait on, bring some cats home, get some grease on

(Old man's voice here)
These poles...…...your bait...….my truck..
A creek bank....
(Female chorus here twice)
Nibba gotta catch a cat...gotta catch cat..catch a cat..
Catch a cat....catch a cat....
Bait it on nibba...bait it on....bait it on...bait it on..get it on ..

Have fun...(or not)
C. Dan