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Looks like Tiger is up to number 3 on his “Cocktail Waitresses Across America” tour. http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93214?fp=1He gave a half a**ed apology this morning and immediately went into a “woe is me” for the tabloid coverage. He did it on his website or Twitter. What a way to man up. Welcome to the world of being a celebrity Tiger. If you did what David Letterman did and came out on TV and openly admitted what you did, this would go away in a week or two. People in the public have totally forgiven and forgotten about David now. It’s old news. They would forgive you too. But not if you try to pull a Bill Clinton and say “it depends on what the meaning of the word is, is”. He should listen to what this guy has to say if he wants it to go away. http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=dw-tiger120209&prov=yhoo&type=lgnsWhat do you wanna bet that we have a couple of mo’ ho’s before Christmas. Just in time for the "ho-ho-ho". Wait..........Tiger's already had the "ho-ho-ho". LOL Bob
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I put this link in the previous post, but I wanted to put it here again, so if anyone didn't look at it, they would have have one more opportunity. This is why I bothered to start this post. It's called "Tiger's Imperfect World". Please read it, even if you don't read any of the others. It explains a lot. Especially for people like Tiger, who have been insulated from the media attention. Tiger can't hide under his "super stardom" anymore. If you start wagging your tallywacker at numerous women other than your wife, then you're asking for it. You reap what you sow Tiger. I know from experience. http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=dw-tiger120209&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
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Tiger Wood's wife hit the SUV 8 or 9 times, but when the cops asked her, she said
to put her down for a 6.
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Sounds like he might have been trying to escape an abusive wife.
Like the man said, "ain't that a kick in the head!"
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Yeah, but there's a limit to how much someone is supposed to take. Did you see the bikini pics on the beach of that babe Rachel whatshername with Ryan Seacrest? Wow, we're talking 100% pure supermodel here. If most wifes found out hubby was getting some of that, a nine iron across the throat would be the least of his worries. Especially around the time she gave birth and is probably feeling pretty vulnerable.
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Okay since i was taking the high ground, i might jump in here and show ol' flatpicker i have a sense of humor.
Did you hear about the new Elin woods Golf set? The marketing slogan is " clubs you can beat Tiger with!"
Did you hear Tiger is changing his name but will still be named after a cat:
.......................now he will be Cheetah Woods!
There nuff said!
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Good one Rob. This is really gonna cost Tiger! Elin wants an immediate payment of 5 million, plus another 55 million to stay with him for 2 more years. And a shortening of the prenup span. That was some expensive lovin' he got! Bob 
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Canadian news just said he paid #2 1,000,000 to not have a news conference.
And #3 is getting some payout too.
I wonder if I allege he and I, never mind.
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There is never an excuse for domestic violence. If his wife was hitting him, or trying to hit him with ANYTHING, she should go to jail.
Like the man said, "ain't that a kick in the head!"
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That's it, have HER arrested! Then see if she still wants to stay in the marriage after she gets out of jail!
Do you know why she hit him with a golf club!
He doesn't play baseball!
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That's it, have HER arrested! Then see if she still wants to stay in the marriage after she gets out of jail!
Do you know why she hit him with a golf club!
He doesn't play baseball!
I don't iknow IF she hit him, much less why, But IF she did, she ought to go jail just like any man who hits his wife.
The only justification for violence is self-defense.
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Like the man said, "ain't that a kick in the head!"
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Poor guy was just trying to be a golfer. Foursome.
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Happy Trails, I agree with you 100%. Nobody should be hitting anybody unless it's in self defence. And if they do, they should be punished. It's just that Tiger is such an unsympathetic person. He has "reportedly" treated the people who work for him and with him like dirt for his entire career. This isn't a new revelation. I've personally heard him on live mic blame his caddy when he shanked one into the pond. He obviously doen't treat his wife any better. At least three mistresses, a VIP at the strip clubs in Vegas, and a regular at the clubs in Orlando. All the while having a wife with two very young children at home. A person can only take so much before they lose it. And this is a picture of who was waiting for him at home.  I think I could keep it in my pants until I got home, especially if Elin was waiting there for me. And by all accounts, she is a very sweet lady. John, I like the foursome comment. But if you lined up all three of Tiger's mistresses next to his wife, I'd pick his wife. She is definitely hotter than the the others. And she's the mother of his children. What was he thinking? And finally; 1.What did Tiger Woods' wife do with the leftover turkey after he ruined Thanksgiving dinner? She made him a club sandwich. 2.Sounds like the game Clue- It was Mrs.Woods..in the driveway..with the golf club. 3.Who’s the real tiger? She was marking her territory and he, the dog, was looking for a tree or hydrant. 4.If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair. 5.Instead of 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan, President Obama is now sending only 10,000, plus Mrs. Woods and a plane-load of 9-irons. 6.What really got Elin teed off was Tiger’s unplayable lie. 7.I think he will need to change his name from Tiger Woods to Tiger Dids. 8.What did Elin say right after she clubbed him? "Don't even try to tell me I bent my elbow...!" LOL Bob 
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Well, I posted this before, and then took it down because of an "assault" comment. But lighten up, it's a photoshopped pic, meant for comedy. So here it is again. New Tiger Woods Family Photo;  Bob 
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I agree with you 100%. Nobody should be hitting anybody unless it's in self defence. And if they do, they should be punished.
It's just that Tiger is such an unsympathetic person. He has "reportedly" treated the people who work for him and with him like dirt for his entire career. This isn't a new revelation. I've personally heard him on live mic blame his caddy when he shanked one into the pond. He obviously doen't treat his wife any better. At least three mistresses, a VIP at the strip clubs in Vegas, and a regular at the clubs in Orlando.
All the while having a wife with two very young children at home. A person can only take so much before they lose it.
And this is a picture of who was waiting for him at home.
I think I could keep it in my pants until I got home, especially if Elin was waiting there for me. And by all accounts, she is a very sweet lady.
John,
I like the foursome comment. But if you lined up all three of Tiger's mistresses next to his wife, I'd pick his wife. She is definitely hotter than the the others. And she's the mother of his children.
What was he thinking?
And finally;
1.What did Tiger Woods' wife do with the leftover turkey after he ruined Thanksgiving dinner? She made him a club sandwich.
2.Sounds like the game Clue- It was Mrs.Woods..in the driveway..with the golf club.
3.Who’s the real tiger? She was marking her territory and he, the dog, was looking for a tree or hydrant.
4.If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.
5.Instead of 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan, President Obama is now sending only 10,000, plus Mrs. Woods and a plane-load of 9-irons.
6.What really got Elin teed off was Tiger’s unplayable lie.
7.I think he will need to change his name from Tiger Woods to Tiger Dids.
8.What did Elin say right after she clubbed him? "Don't even try to tell me I bent my elbow...!"
LOL
Bob
I don't mind the jokes about it. Hell, I like jokes about tbattered women too!
As to how Tiger treats people I have no clue since I've never even met him, much less worked for him.
Like the man said, "ain't that a kick in the head!"
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You could say that OJ could only take so much of knowing his ex-wife was with other men before he just lost it.
Like the man said, "ain't that a kick in the head!"
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LOL. Point taken. How do you reply to a post on here and have it include the text you're replying to in the blue box? Thanks, Bob 
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G'day bob,
the tags you need are quote and /quote - just enclose 'em in square brackets [ ] E.G. [ quote ] and [ /quote ] but without the spaces
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