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LOL. Point taken.

How do you reply to a post on here and have it include the text you're replying to in the blue box?

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You click on the "Quote" button on the message to which you want to reply.

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LOL. Point taken.

How do you reply to a post on here and have it include the text you're replying to in the blue box?

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Thanks Lawrie,

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Re the comedians will have a field day-

Let the fun begin-

Who's the most famous golfer in the world-------

hint it's the name of an animal------------

you are probably thinking "Tiger"

Nope it's "Cheetah".


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Thanks Ryszard and Lawrie. I think I've got both methods now. You guys are always quick to help.

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Here is a musical link that I put up under a different post that I don't think got the attention it normally would have if it wasn't for all the the other posts that were up.

These two people pull off something that amazed me. It had to take a LOT of work on the guitar. It's worth watching.

http://www.wimp.com/fourhands/

I guess this is now officially a musical post!

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If a man being assaulted with a golf club is funny you'll love this one -


What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing - you already told her twice!

Ain't that just hillarious!


Like the man said, "ain't that a kick in the head!"
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Happy Trails,

Sorry, it's not funny. This seems to be a sore spot for you. Yes, I do think it's funny that Elin cleaned Tiger's clock with a nine iron. And so does most of the country.

And no, it's not okay for a woman to assault a man. But society does place more emphasis on a man assaulting a woman than it does if it's reversed. It shouldn't be that way, but it is. I've been the victim of assault from a woman, so I know. She did go to jail, but not for long. Not nearly as long as I would have if the roles were reversed.

But I do have a sense of humor. So Tiger's predicament is funny. Especially since he was the one "poking the dog with a stick". ALL dogs will bite if provoked enough.

You seem to be taking this way too seriously. He's buying his way out of the spotlight by paying off his wife and his mistresses. So his wife is standing by her man................................... for a price. Hmmmm. We could have a field day with that!

But instead, why don't we just let this thing die?

Unless of course someone has some good jokes!

LOL

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Here's Saturday Night Live's skit on Tiger Woods.

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/tiger-woods-accident/17wvigzdx

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Happy Trails,

Sorry, it's not funny. This seems to be a sore spot for you. Yes, I do think it's funny that Elin cleaned Tiger's clock with a nine iron. And so does most of the country.

And no, it's not okay for a woman to assault a man. But society does place more emphasis on a man assaulting a woman than it does if it's reversed. It shouldn't be that way, but it is. I've been the victim of assault from a woman, so I know. She did go to jail, but not for long. Not nearly as long as I would have if the roles were reversed.

But I do have a sense of humor. So Tiger's predicament is funny. Especially since he was the one "poking the dog with a stick". ALL dogs will bite if provoked enough.

You seem to be taking this way too seriously. He's buying his way out of the spotlight by paying off his wife and his mistresses. So his wife is standing by her man................................... for a price. Hmmmm. We could have a field day with that!

But instead, why don't we just let this thing die?

Unless of course someone has some good jokes!

LOL

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Oh, I thought making fun of domestic violence victims was funny here.

Silly me, thinking a man being attacked with a lethal weapon is serious. What WAS I thinking?


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Oh, I thought making fun of domestic violence victims was funny here.

Silly me, thinking a man being attacked with a lethal weapon is serious. What WAS I thinking?




Of course you are correct Happy, or do I call you Mr. Trails? A golf club most certainly can kill someone it's just that the sympathy definitely lies with her, not him. Doesn't make it right though. My point earlier was when you live and sleep with someone, you can be the biggest, baddest man on the planet but piss her off enough and she'll get you in your sleep if she has to. I think most men who love and live with a woman knows this. They don't like to admit it but women are different, have different hormonal things going on at certain times and we as men just have to know and recognize this. They have small children, this stuff was going on all through Elin's pregnancy and birth, I'm sure she felt very vulnerable, needed all the support from him she could get and he's a very big rat for doing this imho. It doesn't make it legal or right as you say but he was asking for it.
Do we even know for sure Elin hit him with a club anyway or has it turned into another urban legend because it fits so well and no one wants to let the facts get in the way of a good story?

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Oh, I thought making fun of domestic violence victims was funny here.

Silly me, thinking a man being attacked with a lethal weapon is serious. What WAS I thinking?




Of course you are correct Happy, or do I call you Mr. Trails? A golf club most certainly can kill someone it's just that the sympathy definitely lies with her, not him. Doesn't make it right though. My point earlier was when you live and sleep with someone, you can be the biggest, baddest man on the planet but piss her off enough and she'll get you in your sleep if she has to. I think most men who love and live with a woman knows this. They don't like to admit it but women are different, have different hormonal things going on at certain times and we as men just have to know and recognize this. They have small children, this stuff was going on all through Elin's pregnancy and birth, I'm sure she felt very vulnerable, needed all the support from him she could get and he's a very big rat for doing this imho. It doesn't make it legal or right as you say but he was asking for it.
Do we even know for sure Elin hit him with a club anyway or has it turned into another urban legend because it fits so well and no one wants to let the facts get in the way of a good story?

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Maybe he "felt" neglected. Maybe he "felt" ignorned. Maybe he "felt" overwhilmed by having two small children.

True we don't know if she hit him. But also true is that people think he deserves and it's funny. People are sick.

What no one likes to admit is that women get away assaulting and even murdering men far more often than the reverse.


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Happy T,

I don’t know what Tiger “felt”, except it seems obvious that he “felt” of everything he could get his “paws” on, (pun intended).

According to an article I read this morning, we are now up to mistress #6. What do you want to bet we make it to a “dirty dozen” before Christmas? Wait, I have to revise the number. We’re now up to seven! I’m not typing fast enough! Maybe I can get this finished before we get up to number 8!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new...oney-deals.html

For the most part his taste in women has been pretty good. But there are a couple of them where the lights must have been dim, the smoke must have been thick, and the music must have been loud!

Hey, there’s a song in there! Shucks. It’s already been written! “Dim Lights, Thick Smoke and Loud, Loud Music”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=698TyXS_INg&feature=PlayList&p=614C5812372A83A9&index=5

And for those of you that are feeling stressed about Tiger’s predicament, there’s a video game you can play online to try to help Tiger get away from Elin. Maybe that will be a stress reliever. Just be careful not to hit too many trees or fire hydrants or Elin will catch you and take out her frustrations with a nine iron.

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

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You seem to be taking the wife-beater jokes way too seriously.


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Happy,

I've never thought wife beater jokes were funny. But ever since I was a little boy I've thought it was funny when a guy got his butt kicked by a girl. Even if she used a 9 iron, blow dryer or a frying pan.

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And for those of you that are feeling stressed about Tiger’s predicament, there’s a video game you can play online to try to help Tiger get away from Elin. Maybe that will be a stress reliever. Just be careful not to hit too many trees or fire hydrants or Elin will catch you and take out her frustrations with a nine iron.

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

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Inneresting thing about that game; you can't win. She's gonna git ya!

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At first I was going "give him a break", he's human.

At 2 I said "maybe everyone is jumping in".

Now it's a pattern. Reminds me of my initial reaction to the Lady Di thing. I guess she was no gem when it came to turning his crank. But I still don't get the 'other woman.'

I'm on the fence on this. I'm no judge, but I'm sure suspicious that where there's smoke, there's fire. In this case it's becoming a forest fire.

And using cash to buy your way out, hide the problem, well, I think I'd just take my losses.

I really am not a great golf fan, but the whole thing is sad. Starting to sound more like the guy who can't stay off the sauce. Good thing I'm addicted to Band in a Box....call it my mistress.


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That is for sure! The upgades are cheaper!


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And the upgrade is out....polish off the Visa. Some people are going to be very happy, especially if you use another piece of software like Sonar etc.


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At first I was going "give him a break", he's human.

At 2 I said "maybe everyone is jumping in".

Now it's a pattern. Reminds me of my initial reaction to the Lady Di thing. I guess she was no gem when it came to turning his crank. But I still don't get the 'other woman.'

I'm on the fence on this. I'm no judge, but I'm sure suspicious that where there's smoke, there's fire. In this case it's becoming a forest fire.

And using cash to buy your way out, hide the problem, well, I think I'd just take my losses.

I really am not a great golf fan, but the whole thing is sad. Starting to sound more like the guy who can't stay off the sauce. Good thing I'm addicted to Band in a Box....call it my mistress.




And the best thing is Band in a Box won't get mad if you use Cakewalk, or Sonar, or something else sometimes.


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