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I've never thought wife beater jokes were funny. But ever since I was a little boy I've thought it was funny when a guy got his butt kicked by a girl. Even if she used a 9 iron, blow dryer or a frying pan.
Bob
Yeah, and when men have to pay alimony and child support but never get to see their kids, that's just hilarious!
And when a women kills her husband in his sleep, then gets off on a "self-defense" plea - that just cracks you up too I bet!
Like the man said, "ain't that a kick in the head!"
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Been there done that. She took the kids 6 and 5 and I didn't see them for 3 years. I sent presents, birthdays, xmas. Sent back, refused. Then I resent by UPS, wrapped over the previous wrapping. Then Fed Ex over the UPS refusal.
At 11 and 12 years old finally I got to see them. Paid for plane tickets. Their Mom said I didn't love them so I sent no presents. I brought them out of the storage room and they unwrapped layer after layer where her handwriting said REFUSED.
She let me visit them in Sault Ste. Marie that year. Asked me what I was getting them. A video game. I arrived with it, 8 hour drive from hell. They unwrap it. Look at each other. "Mom sold the TV yesterday, said we couldn't afford it." I took them to the store and bought a TV too, and a stand, and installed it in their bedroom..
3 months later they called wanting plane tickets. A social worker told them they cold move in with me.
The court ordered her to pay me child support. They lived with me from the teen years until they got an apartment.
I think I loaded the XX guage and put it in the trunk 5 times. Drive 50 miles, come to my senses and come home.
She is an RN/head nurse, head case. I don't talk to her, despite her newfound desire to do so, due to the grandchild. Tough.
There is no level playing field. She took all my money, ran up credit cards, I slept in the Olds hotel for 2 weeks broke, no cash. The olds had a leather back seat, and I almost fit. Got paid on a Thursday morning, was at work, at 5 went to the bank, NOT a dime in either account, both credit cards maxed. Borrowed 50 bucks from a buddy.
I was her husband #1. She's on #5 now. #2 beat the kids and her. So did #3. I on the other hand pick up spiders and put them out doors. Once killed a bat with a tennis racket at work though!
John Conley
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Been there done that. She took the kids 6 and 5 and I didn't see them for 3 years. I sent presents, birthdays, xmas. Sent back, refused. Then I resent by UPS, wrapped over the previous wrapping. Then Fed Ex over the UPS refusal.
At 11 and 12 years old finally I got to see them. Paid for plane tickets. Their Mom said I didn't love them so I sent no presents. I brought them out of the storage room and they unwrapped layer after layer where her handwriting said REFUSED.
She let me visit them in Sault Ste. Marie that year. Asked me what I was getting them. A video game. I arrived with it, 8 hour drive from hell. They unwrap it. Look at each other. "Mom sold the TV yesterday, said we couldn't afford it." I took them to the store and bought a TV too, and a stand, and installed it in their bedroom..
3 months later they called wanting plane tickets. A social worker told them they cold move in with me.
The court ordered her to pay me child support. They lived with me from the teen years until they got an apartment.
I think I loaded the XX guage and put it in the trunk 5 times. Drive 50 miles, come to my senses and come home.
She is an RN/head nurse, head case. I don't talk to her, despite her newfound desire to do so, due to the grandchild. Tough.
There is no level playing field. She took all my money, ran up credit cards, I slept in the Olds hotel for 2 weeks broke, no cash. The olds had a leather back seat, and I almost fit. Got paid on a Thursday morning, was at work, at 5 went to the bank, NOT a dime in either account, both credit cards maxed. Borrowed 50 bucks from a buddy.
I was her husband #1. She's on #5 now. #2 beat the kids and her. So did #3. I on the other hand pick up spiders and put them out doors. Once killed a bat with a tennis racket at work though!
Man, that's terrible. But unfortunately I've heard many simliar stories.
Only one positive thing about it - you have a RIGHT to play the Blues!
Like the man said, "ain't that a kick in the head!"
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Happy, Quote:
Yeah, and when men have to pay alimony and child support but never get to see their kids, that's just hilarious!
And when a women kills her husband in his sleep, then gets off on a "self-defense" plea - that just cracks you up too I bet!
No that doesn't crack me up Happy. I just lost my home last year in a divorce, a lot of which I built with my own 2 hands, all of which I paid for because she stayed home the whole time, she didn't take care of the house, she rarely cooked, and she spent most her time on the couch asleep, plus threatened to kill me a few times, plus I had to pay alimony in the divorce.
The good thing is now she's gone and my wonderful son lives with me.
After that I met someone who turned out to be a real head case, assaulted me, and then she got thrown in jail for assault.
So for goodness sake, stop acting like I don't care about women assaulting men. It's ridiculous!
The jokes about Tiger are going to be around for awhile, not just here, but on every late night comedians show for the foreseeable future. He's up to mistress number 9 now, one of whom said he liked it "rough" and liked to "pull her hair" while he was "doing" her in the SUV on a church parking lot in Orlando. One of the tabloids got pictures of it in action and Tiger bought them off by agreeing to appear on a sister publications cover, (Men's Fitness), and doing an interview about golf! This was in 2007, when Elin was pregnant or had just delivered their first child. What a pig!
Bob 
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John:
After all that and you still have a sense of humour? Amazing.
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Unless I see her. Before I retired they realized the Fire Department was 800 building permit clearances behind, and gave me 2 special projects and assistants. I'm sitting in a huge 400 store mall, (I have always hated malls) with a couple of summer students and we are writing off permits. Some rotund unkempt grey haired overweight woman with a fat bald guy looks at me and says, "Imagine that you in a mall".
I look at the kids they look at me, and I shrug. Say something like "Everyone knows I hate malls, the whole freaking world." That evening something is bugging me so I phone my son who lives a few miles away and ask him what's new. "Mom says she saw you in the mall!"
Well my wife of 25 years is petite, still turns heads, and is a great musician. Can't cook but hey I can.
I realized a long time ago that you can make things better, just do it.
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Yeah, and when men have to pay alimony and child support but never get to see their kids, that's just hilarious!
And when a women kills her husband in his sleep, then gets off on a "self-defense" plea - that just cracks you up too I bet!
No that doesn't crack me up Happy. I just lost my home last year in a divorce, a lot of which I built with my own 2 hands, all of which I paid for because she stayed home the whole time, she didn't take care of the house, she rarely cooked, and she spent most her time on the couch asleep, plus threatened to kill me a few times, plus I had to pay alimony in the divorce.
The good thing is now she's gone and my wonderful son lives with me.
After that I met someone who turned out to be a real head case, assaulted me, and then she got thrown in jail for assault.
So for goodness sake, stop acting like I don't care about women assaulting men. It's ridiculous!
The jokes about Tiger are going to be around for awhile, not just here, but on every late night comedians show for the foreseeable future. He's up to mistress number 9 now, one of whom said he liked it "rough" and liked to "pull her hair" while he was "doing" her in the SUV on a church parking lot in Orlando. One of the tabloids got pictures of it in action and Tiger bought them off by agreeing to appear on a sister publications cover, (Men's Fitness), and doing an interview about golf! This was in 2007, when Elin was pregnant or had just delivered their first child. What a pig!
Bob
Think I'll post a pic of Nicole Simpson after OJ cut her to pieces. Bet THAT would be funny!!!!!!
Maybe if Tiger were white it wouldn't be so funny.
Like the man said, "ain't that a kick in the head!"
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Think I'll post a pic of Nicole Simpson after OJ cut her to pieces. Bet THAT would be funny!!!!!!
Maybe if Tiger were white it wouldn't be so funny.
Every post you've made on this topic has been more ridiculous and self degrading than your previous ones. How are you going to top ,(or should I say lower), yourself now? You've gone from assault to murder to threatening to put up pics of a woman with her throat cut! How much lower can you go? All of this this on a post that started out with a link to a comedy clip! Oh, the tangled webs we weave.
Tiger's problems have nothing to do with his race. They are because of him literally asking to be a role model and then acting like a total a** and who**monger and treating his family like they are dirt.
You obviously have issues of your own. They have nothing to do with Tiger, me, or anyone else that has posted jokes on this thread.
I've tried to let this thread "die", simply because of the posts YOU were making. But your last post was SICK and malicious! I couldn't just let it "slide".
If you want this thread to go away, then here are a few tips:
1. Stop reading it.
2. Stop putting increasingly sick and self degrading comments on it.
Bob 
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