I have no hair. I heard bananas go with peanut butter but I can't handle the latter. As to speed, the only speedy thing I do is type and,

My fingers are numb
I'm deaf as a post
My errors are dumb
And I'm white as a ghost.

I gotta go so slow
I lost my hair
Doesn't hardly grow
Are my teeth over there?


John Conley
Musica est vita