A guy calls the musician's guild to get a quote on a six piece band for a wedding.

The rep says "Off the top of my head, about two thousand dollars".

He says, "WHAT?!! FOR MUSIC?!!"

The rep responds " I'll tell you what. Call the plumbers' union & ask for six plumbers to work from 6 to 12 o'clock on a Saturday night. Whatever they charge you..., we'll work for half."

"I get your point" he said.