Seems this fellow had a leak under his kitchen sink. He called the local plumber.

The plumber looks around for a minute, takes out a hammer, and taps the drain pipe twice.
The water commences to flow again.

"That'll be one hundred and five dollars, please," says the plumber.

"What!" says the homeowner. "You just tapped the pipe! That's not worth more than five dollars!"

"That's right," says the plumber. "Five dollars for tapping the pipe. Plus one hundred dollars for knowing where to tap."

Last edited by flatfoot; 03/26/11 07:24 PM.

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