I prefer for Oliver Gannon, Terry Clark and Neil to drop by gratis and back me up while I played the piano all day.

As it is just my playing Peel Me a Grape for 4 hours can get boring so I get a backup band.

Is there harm in that?

Does it make us less than someone else?

Perhaps you can spring me some cash so the wife can quit work, she plays with me, then I need the backup mechanical band less. If you feel so inclined the Colonsay lass will be more than happy to quit leaving me at 7 a.m. and coming back at 6.

If you take stuff personally here ye canna last.

I didn't even listen to it, and from the comments don't want to. Guitars are not high on my list, unless you want to use one for a campfire. I used to like fiddles but they go beyond my hearing range so I'll throw them in for good measure, though a Viola would be better, more wood.

Good thing my dentures are in the dish, it's way more comfortable to put my tongue in my cheek and chomp on it.

John Conley
Musica est vita