We were headed for a gig once and were lost. We stopped to ask a guy raking leaves for directions. His directions included "Head down here until you get to the 4 lane and when you get to the old Johnson place, make a left there."

My reply was "I didn't even know Johnson moved. Here's a beer. Thank you."

The old Johnson place? 6 guys from another state are supposed to know where the old Johnson place is?