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And when I say that person isn't here anymore, I mean he died. Maybe his head exploded.




One possible preventative measure he could have taken to prevent the age old problem of having your head explode would be to follow this genius’s example:





Local boy done went and made the national news! He was still wearing his clever disguise when the cops caught him after the liquor store robbery, but his head remained intact, (except for a little surface area and hair when the disguise was removed).

Here’s the Duct Tape Bandit’s take on the whole situation. Be sure to watch till the end and listen to the words of the short song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUB-90bCm6U