You know, with a few pictures printed on paper, and a seat in a bar with some of those coloured paint samples you could snag a woman in no time. Best lure there is, "geez I'm a guy and wtheck are these colours HELP.

Wow that's so slick it sick. She has to come over to see and then there is a magic bottle of saved champagne your cousin Dick left, maybe you'd like some of that, sorry there's almost nothing else in the fridge, I'm a starving artist...

In my case at this point my wife comes home, and most days would'nt blink. I said most days. I just can't figure out which days.

John Conley
Musica est vita