Man, I just got back from the state fair.

I don't think I've seen that many homely people all in one place EVER! (I fit right in) It was like somebody took all the Walmarts in the country and dumped the shoppers out in the same fairgrounds at once.

If there is a special hell for introverts, I bet its set up just like the fair.

And my hats off to whoever first understood that people will pay outrageous parking and admission fees for the privilege of walking around and paying inflated prices for cheap gadgets and food that's deep fried in grease left over from last years fair.

ack ack

Now I understand the term "FAIR food"
Apparently it's used in contrast to the term "GOOD food"

Somebody should open a stomach pump booth, they'd make a LOT of money...

No wait, maybe that's why they sometimes hose out the rides before the next rider gets on...