An expatriate Hindu, working as a tour guide for the Great Pyramid of Cheops, was approached one day by a German tourist. Said tourist was curious if there was any truth to the rumor that, upon his arrival in Egypt, Kaiser Wilhelm was revered by the locals as a sun god.

To which the Hindu replied: "Kaiser Ra, sirrah?"


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