When I was out performing, jokes used to be a part of my gig, depending on the audince of course.
Only ONCE in my entire career did I ever tell blue jokes in public. On that particular occassion I was in a hotel on the island of Skye, there was a group of women from Blackpool in England who owned hotels & guest houses. I played a couple of tunes at the start and one of the woman asked if she could tell a joke.
Well, the joke would have made a corpse blush. Then a few more came up and added to the hilarity. I spent the next two hours doing a comedy routine, not something I was used to, but I did it. Sold more albums that night than ever before or since.


Here's a Christmas joke to start...........

Wife: " Hope santa puts a new watch in my stocking
Husband " Hang up your knickers, you might get a grandfather clock "