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No 1
C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,
but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G
have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender
is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking
sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's
under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
facility

No2

No one had noticed the quartet in the corner but F had sussed the four of them out.
C started rooting in his pocket and pulled out a small note from his wife Grace,reminding him to call and see D at no 9 to and to congratulate his son on coming second in the school harmony race before G7 got there.
Crotchet was trying to sell Quaver a timepiece but he was only willing to offer half the value.
Dot made her point saying he should increase the offer or give it a rest.The bartering turned into an augment when G sharp intervened and Crotchet held Quaver with the tie. Formada separated them insisting on a Pause but it wasn't long before they continued.
Forte the landlady said she didn't mind all the noise but decrescendo said it was to much for her and she was going to sit over by the piano.
Staff looked great and in form apart from a few ledger lines caused by a recent illness, her recovery was all down to a super tonic prescribed by the M.D.
The old major was commenting on the new pub sign when he was rudely interrupted by DS & DC.He had to repeat himself for a second time which annoyed him as it was his first time in the bar.
Hornpipe an old sea salt,and his wife concertina had purchases a new boat not realising it was to big for their present moorings and complaining bitterly about the need to change Quay.
Finale the landlord put an end to the evening by calling last orders and reminding Hornpipe of the severe weather forecast and the need to baton down.

Thanks to anyone who replies to my post,It's nice to be nice.