Once you reach a certain age your wife does not care if you have a hot 19 year old singer you are promoting and playing for. Twenty years ago I would have got the giant hairy eyeball from that woman.

But as Sporty the Drug dealer sang after he heard Methusala lived 900 years:

Who call dat livin, when no gal would give in, to no man who live 900 years.

Ain't neces-clery so!*

*Keep the vegetables and give my a bloody mary, thanks.


John Conley
Musica est vita