Reminds me of our neighbour who had a grand piano in his living room. He had a girlfriend who stayed over quite often, and one night we heard what sounded like the bed headboard coming into contact with the wall or the heating system in a steady rhythm. I was mightily impressed by his stamina until I found out that she had gone home early and he was playing his new keyboard in the bedroom via earphones.

dum dum dummity dum dum dum


Chris