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I once had to wait to start the 3rd set because the turtle races took longer than expected and the dance floor was occupied by 6 turtles crawling toward the outer edge of a tape circle....

AND my turtle lost when he stopped to... um... relieve himself despite having a half shell lead!!




I played a joint in Slidell Louisiana, a New Orleans suburb, called the Chicken Drop. They had a large sheet of plywood with painted numbered squares. A chicken is brought out, a LIVE chicken, the crowd would place bets on the numbered squares. They would feed the chicken set him on the board and, well you can guess the rest.

I'm telling man, I was a star!

Later,