TOP 10 REASONS WHY 2012.5 ISN'T SHIPPING YET
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10) Suirrels got in the attic and writing code ain't the priority until Rocky and his buddies are gone

9) REAAALLLLLLLLY SLOOOOOWWWWWWW beta testers

8) Everybody at PG was having so much fun using 2012, they forgot to make 2012.5

7) Brent Mason wants more money

6) an eccentric old lady named Ellie bought up all the USB drives, and it just takes longer to copy 57 DVDs per order

5) just "because"

4) it's a conspiracy to make me even crazier

3) The Google redirect bug keeps redirecting their browsers to SONAR X1 ads, and they HATE that

2) all the developers are saying "ME??.. I thought YOU were working on 2012.5!"


and the #1 reason why 2012.5 isn't ready yet...

1) it's RHARVs fault