You don't know me well if you have to ask that question.....

Between me and Silvertones, we are always the first to send out the wise crack....

This reminds me of the time I walked the 285 circular steps to the top of the Arc de Triomphe. As I sat at the top, gasping for air and pretty sure that this was the place I would finally have a stroke and die, my ex wife comes walking up to me and said "Why didn't you take the elevator?" And I said, between gasps, "There's an ELEVATOR????" to which she replied "What did you think you were paying that 8 bucks for?"

Note.... EX wife..... I don't think she knows to this day, 10 years later, how close she came to becoming road debris on the Champs-Élysées.... and there was a trash can RIGHT there....

Elevator....