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a) - buy wife flowers in order to get approval to purchase the more robust version



or, you could go the "MANLY MAN" route (AKA "big ol' dummy"), and put her over your knee for a spanking before saying "Lissen heah, woman! Ah'm gitten me the BIG version! An' if you don't LAHK it, you can..."

then when you get out of the hospital, you'll be glad you have BIAB, because with all your bones broken, it will be hard to play mandolin. The Realtracks will sound all the sweeter playing at the push of a button. (But you may have to push the button with your nose, unless that's broken too)


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