I guess the real question is:

Are you lookin for an actual name for your act, or were you lookin' for humorous possibilities?

When the guys came up with the name "Barenaked Ladies", it was pretty ingenious.

If you're lookin' for an actual name, ... I'd suggest "Pat Marr".

It's short, sweet and easy to remember. Good luck my friend.

Bob
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