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Maybe after the rescission they put on their Implant bitewings and flew away.

Maybe after the Anesthetic wears off, the Rehabilitation will allow us
to leave this verbage Root Canal

Please be gentle on me, I have a very thin Veneer

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Perhaps that's why it's like PULLING TEETH to get any information about when to expect 2012.5!





There was a guy who said that he had some information but he novacaine back.




oh man, that's a GREAT one Keith!

yours too, Seeker!

(DANG! I hate it when the other guys get the good ones)

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I'm laughing at all of this 'cause they're a gas !


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I'm laughing at all of this 'cause they're a gas !



CURSE you Mario! I've been trying all day to think up a way to fit LAUGHING GAS into a post, but you beat me!

GOOD one too (if that can be said of a pun)

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The thread is fallling into DECAY.


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Bad case of Gdim-vitis.... fortunately they saved the E9mal....

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Sorry to have misled some people about this post, but at least started something fun here while shewing on a FREEDENT


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Hopefully it won't be long before all the posts are about new features we're playing with and not crazy stuff that just ends up making a mountain out of a MOLAR hill.

BY CUSPID fellas! This may have been my lamest post yet! If I had any sense I would esCHEW puns altogether... buuuuut...

NAH!

(y'all made my day, Fellas! Thanks for going with the joke! You're all good sports and I appreciate it!)

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Hey, what are you guys jawin' about in here, anyways?


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Getting anything from PG music is like a NEEDLE in a haystack.

But receiving the release news tommorrow would be like a GOLD CROWN for us weary.

But the PAIN of waiting is what we all dislike.

Anyway we don't want FALSE information like frogs with TEETH.

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These puns are so bad that all I can do is sit back and say ahh !


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when referring to puns, is it good to be bad? or bad to be good?
either way, good ones, guys!


Lyrics from songs I never realized were about dentistry until now:

"When DISTAL world starts bringing me down..."
(from "UP ON THE ROOF" (of your mouth))


"Ohhh MANDIBLE when you came and you gave without taking...but I sent you Awaaaayy.."
(by MAXILLARY Banilow)


I'm surprised 2012.5 isn't ready yet. I thought for sure we would have IMPACTED the progress at least a little by now...

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Bad is good in the pun world. But good is also good in the pun world!

Some of these are so bad they just make me want to spit , but then I would have to rinse.

I just hope that this tread is temporary as I'm getting my fill of it.


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Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: Thar's gold in them fills!

Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!

Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-Hurty!

Q: What does a dentist do during an earthquake?
A: She braces herself!

Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving?
A: Fill me in when you get back

Q: What is a dentist's favorite animal?
A: A molar bear!

Q: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
A: I don't know, the dentist kept it.

Q: What did the dentist get for an award?
A: A little plaque

I willingly acknowledge that I didn't make up these jokes, but you guys seem to be really abscessed with this topic!)


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I'm thinking no biab/rb 2012.5 because we'll get 64 bit biab/rb 2013 In Dec


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I think if it was definitely not happening PG music would have made some announcement.

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Well, BIAB 2012.5 is now officially here.


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Well, BIAB 2012.5 is now officially here.




Wow! What kind of great company tolerates all those crummy puns and STILL delivers the dot five??

(Nobody could have held it against them if they didn't... but they DID!)

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Now you have all got something to get your teeth into


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Well, BIAB 2012.5 is now officially here.




Wow! What kind of great company tolerates all those crummy puns and STILL delivers the dot five??

(Nobody could have held it against them if they didn't... but they DID!)


The kind of company that carefully balances profit and FLOSS, of course....


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