John and I live close enough that I can smell him when the wind is right (or wrong)

Yet we've never met. I'm pretty sure he has met my dad while in the store, but both times I went somewhere he was supposed to be, he didn't show up. His accomplices said he wasn't feeling well. At least one of those times he had no way of knowing I was going to be there so I still can't figure out how he manages to avoid me.

Maybe if I weren't trying to meet him he'd feel better.
<-- blame rharv -->


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