Dang, Eddie... you can't leave after Bobcflatpicker quoted the Osmonds! If you leave the Osmonds will have been invoked for naught! And we can't have that, now, can we??

If you leave, whose songs will Jessie sing?

If you leave, who will append wiseguy comments to everybody else's posts?

Nobody, that's who. It'll be a big ol' Eddie-shaped hole in the fabric of the universe.

I know you're already thinking of some wiseguy retort. Go for it.