Geez Eddie, you don't need to go anywhere, we all know your are the only guy here in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And all you needed was cabfare to get there!

(Good one eh?)

So now you can't leave.

Now here we are the in the Diabetics Hall of Fame, the actual birthplace of insulin. They even have Dr. Banting's House preserved as a museum. But Cleveland, that's another matter all together.

You even have Parma, the birthplace of parmesan ...? No that's too cheesy for me. But Goulardi was my hero, and that right there trumps some old guy who whacked you over a post.

As for me I havn't been whacked since my old man found my playboy collection, and I was 13, and very small for my age. Those magazines ended up hurting me, and then one of the centrefolds lost her staples and fluttered open on the floor. I escaped.

So what's the word? Can we start a new forum for that guy or what?


John Conley
Musica est vita