Paddy was working on the construction of a tall building with an Englishman and an Italian. The Englishman says "if I have got roast beef in my sandwiches again I am going to throw myself off this building". Sure as nuts he has roast beef and flings himself off the building to his death. The Italian says "if I have got spaghetti in my sandwiches again I a going to throw myself off this building". He does indeed have spaghetti and also flings himself off the building to his death". Paddy says "if I have got potatoes in my sandwiches I am going to throw myself off this building". This duly happens and he flings himself to his death.

At the funeral the wives are commiserating. The Englishman' s wife says to the others "you know all Malcolm had to do was tell me he was sick of roast beef in his sandwiches". "Yes" says the Italian "Fabrizzio should have told me he was tired of spaghetti". "Well" says Mrs paddy "I also don't understand it. Paddy made his own sandwiches"

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