So sad, it was actually fun listening to guys with so much money to invest on a computer stamp their wee feet and cry and moan. If they get the same version we poor PC guys are going to have go to the back of the bus 'cause they are all so better musicians than the pc rabble, and they will get better sounds, it will take 4 nano seconds to render all 48 realtracks including the new kazoo solos that will only be available on Macs, along with the greatest instruments release, jew's harps, slide whistles, and latin marracca solos. I'm going to be so jealous. Then Mac will buy PG music for 40 million and there will be no more PC support and we will all be forced to buy computers that run half as fast at 4 times the cost and move into better homes and drive BMW's.

Oh woe is us.

There's a bulge in my cheek,
Even now as I speak,
My brain sprung a leak,
And it hasn't even peaked,
My computer it won't tweak,
And doesn't make a squeak,
I've no Mac and I'm a freak,
My knees have gone all weak,
and I've been punched in the beak.

John Conley
Musica est vita