Gee maybe I don't need to put the little finger on the stump and whack the end off with the axe. But now it's mostly bend over the 4th finger and sits on top. After it blew up and the end knuckle it doesn't hurt as much now.

I don't know why I'm hanging with all the old crippled dudes. I used to look like Burt Reynolds, but he's aged!

I put blue cheese on top of my porterhouse and have red wine with it. After 3 glasses the fingers don't hurt much. So I do it again. 3 steaks a day, and 9 glasses of wine, I sleep like a baby. The best part is the charred stuff around the edge. I save some for a snack unless the dog grabs it.

At one point they put me on a diet. Pumped in some other stuff that was supposed to make me fat. Ate hours a day watching the pump run..ffft fffft ffft But now 3 years later and I've fattened right up!

John Conley
Musica est vita