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Bob,
This reminds me of a blooper I made way back in the 70s, that my daughter laughs about today. She didn't think it was so funny then.
She was playing Barry Manilow's song,Mandy. When it came to the phrase,and I sent you away, I made her shut it off. No way would she be playing anything in my house that said, in a sexual way.
Don S.
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Fun post, Bobc!!! You might also look at this website: http://kissthisguy.com/ Which has been around forever. 
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Brallan, Quote:
Sorry, Bob... this video takes way too long to make the point.
The purpose of the video isn't to make a point, ... it's entertainment featuring snippets of songs we all grew up with.
If 8:19 exceeds your ability to focus, ... don't watch it. Jeez!
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OMG.... I am so horribly sorry to have misunderstood or offended you, Bob. We all respect, indeed revere, the time, talent and perseverance you devote to finding wonderful videos for us from YouTube, something we could never begin to do on our own. Please keep up the terrific work, and I promise not to interfere again with your performance... (here's the emoticon... 
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OMG.... I am so horribly sorry to have misunderstood or offended you, Bob. We all respect, indeed revere, the time, talent and perseverance you devote to finding wonderful videos for us from YouTube, something we could never begin to do on our own. Please keep up the terrific work, and I promise not to interfere again with your performance... (here's the emoticon...
Is it any wonder how ROG's innocent musings turned into a free for all?
I posted a musical clip for it's entertainment value and I get snarky remarks in response to it.
WTH is going on here guys? ......Seriously!
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LOL 
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Nice edit of your first post there Brallan. (Or should I say nice job of deleting it and posting something else?)
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Again, Bob... I truly am sorry if I offended you in any way... I just didn't like your video very much. They warned me to be careful how I responded to your posts, but I guess I just didn't listen... I will be more prudent in the future. Again, sorry -- 
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They warned me to be careful how I responded to your posts
I didn't realize I was a topic of the mythical "They".
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Sorry, Bob... I have to get back to work now. Enjoy the rest of your day. 
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My son, Don Junior, capitalized on "Bathroom On The Right" by CCR's John Fogarty. Now, John even sings it that way in concert. I suggested the concept to Seattle DJ, Bob Rivers, and he had my son sing it on Bob's Twisted Tunes CD. Bob is a parody genius. Hope this link works: http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8470c6That seemed to work so here's another albeit somewhat dated, it talks about Lady Di: http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8710c6
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I'm the world's worst at butchering lyrics, so I identified completely with the video's theme.
Thanks for posting Bob.
my own totally believable Elton John lyric malfunction: "Don't let your son go down on me..."
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I was once in a band where the singer used to get bored and alter the lyrics on purpose. Strange thing is, no one ever noticed. I always found it hilarious, but most were too rude to post!
Thanks for sharing, Bob.
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Fun topic Bob.
flatfoot, this Joe Cocker clip is my all time favorite!
I almost forgot about this one.
Later,
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That Joe Cocker video is hilarious. It went straight to my favorites. Cocker is hard to understand even when he’s semi sober, … but when he’s trippin’ on acid he gets really loosened up.  I’m glad you guys enjoyed the vid. It gave me a smile this morning so I thought it might do the same for a couple of you.
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I think in all fairness, this post would be more appropriately titled:
"Top 10 Mispronounced Lyrics" - which of course is required to keep the rhythm, style, and flow of the song. In fact - maybe this could be one of the devices discussed in the new "Help me with my Song" forum coming out ; )
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unintended consequences Mistaken lyrics to 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' theme song places local schools on lockdown - See more at: http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/mist...h.maJgcptJ.dpuf
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