Hey Don,

the Lunar Rover's got nothin' on you! You're decked out for competition! You just need slicks and some moonshine to haul, and you'd fit right in with the NC crowd!

Regarding the teeth... at first glance, I thought it must be full moon. The look on your face says "I vant to biiite yourrr neck..."

Hey, pretty nurses... whatever works, right?

Anyway, it's good to add a face to your name.

Maybe the VA can buy you one of these and teach it to dance like a chicken:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNPuHOw28wo