Hey, finally a fun thread.

You're to old to gig when:

You can't remember what c.r.s. stands for.

Someone makes a request and you can't remember the song.

You have to start using charts and you panic when you can't find them to take to the gig.

You're a brass player and your lips are now 1/3rd the size of what they used to be.

Cornet Curmudgeon